If you were invited to a beer-and-pretzels game night, but you’re the designated driver, here are my favorite “non-alcoholic” beers to consider, though technically some of these do have up to 0.5 alcohol by volume (ABV).
Participation in “Dry January” and “Damp January” is on the rise: 22% of Americans participated this year. For each of the last three Januarys, I personally have set aside regular beer at home to drink these non-alcoholic brews instead, which I track and rate on Untappd. These are sorted by my rating, with the global rating across all app users being the tiebreaker. (Good games need tiebreakers.) Anything I rated below 3.0, I personally won’t buy again.
Rank | Brewery | Beer Name | Type | ABV | IBU | Flavor Profile | Global Rating | My Rating |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
1 | Golden Road Brewing | Mango Cart Non-Alcoholic | Wheat Beer | 0.5 | 0 | aromatic, mango, crushable | 3.51 | 5.00 |
2 | Grupo Modelo | Corona Non-Alcoholic | Lager | 0.5 | 0 | light, refreshing | 3.23 | 4.80 |
3 | Bravus Brewing Company | Breakfast Dark | Porter / Stout | 0.5 | 0 | sweet, molasses, coffee, syrupy | 3.39 | 4.50 |
4 | Anheuser-Busch | O’Doul’s Premium | Lager | 0.2 | 5 | malty, light, sweet, dry | 2.00 | 4.40 |
5 | Guinness | Guinness Draught 0.0 | Porter / Stout | 0.0 | 28 | roasty, dark, metallic | 3.16 | 4.30 |
6 | Molson Coors Canada | Coors Edge | Other | 0.5 | 0 | malty | 2.47 | 4.30 |
7 | Surreal Brewing Company | Pastry Porter | Porter / Stout | 0.5 | 0 | roasty, sweetness, chocolate | 3.16 | 4.20 |
8 | Partake Brewing | Dark | Porter / Stout | 0.0 | 0 | malty, roasty, thin, chocolate | 2.80 | 4.20 |
9 | Athletic Brewing Company | Upside Dawn Golden | Other | 0.5 | 15 | clean, crisp | 3.26 | 4.10 |
10 | Heineken | Heineken 0.0 | Lager | 0.0 | 0 | malty, clean, watery | 2.43 | 4.10 |
11 | Athletic Brewing Company | Cerveza Atletica Light Copper | Lager | 0.5 | 15 | malty, clean, refreshing | 3.30 | 4.00 |
12 | Radeberger Gruppe | Clausthaler Original / Premium | Lager | 0.5 | 29 | malty, light, sweet, dry | 2.53 | 4.00 |
13 | Fred Koch Brewery | Penn’s Best N.A. | Other | 0.5 | 0 | light, sweet, smooth | 2.40 | 4.00 |
14 | Anheuser-Busch | St. Pauli N.A. | Lager | 0.5 | 0 | malty, light, sweet, dry, smooth | 2.20 | 4.00 |
15 | Brauerei Beck | Beck’s Non-Alcoholic / Alkoholfrei / Blue | Lager | 0.3 | 12 | malty, light, sweet | 2.35 | 3.00 |
16 | Bravus Brewing Company | Oatmeal Dark | Porter / Stout | 0.5 | 0 | malty, roasty, metallic, body | 2.79 | 2.90 |
17 | Athletic Brewing Company | All Out Extra Dark | Porter / Stout | 0.5 | 10 | thin, coffee, metallic | 3.37 | 2.50 |
18 | Grüvi | Grüvi Stout | Porter / Stout | 0.4 | 0 | roasty, smoky, thin | 2.87 | 2.25 |
As to what beer-and-pretzel games to play, I stopped rating games on BoardGameGeek; it’s easier to judge a beer after drinking just one than it is to judge a game after playing it just once, and there’s a lot of games I don’t get the chance to play more than once. (Different players, different strategies, different understandings of the rules can make subsequent plays completely different.) That said, I think beer-and-pretzel games, by definition, are lighter and shorter and therefore hit the table often. So here are my most played light games that I think fit the category:
For me, it seems, the prototypical beer-and-pretzel game is a “take that” card game or a secret-identity game. BANG! may be the perfect beer-and-pretzel game: “take that”, secret identities, and a beer card!
While not a true beer-and-pretzel game, Microbrewers, by Greater Than Games, makes my list, because of its beer theme. Formerly known as Brew Crafters: Travel Card Game, it’s my personal favorite game to take to a brewpub. It’s an elegant engine building game about creating the best microbrewer. It’s discontinued, but still available through some retailers. Since it has a small deck, I encourage you to buy yourself two copies so that you don’t have to shuffle as often, and so that you can play with four players without needing to play as teams.
See these BGG pages for some other discussions:
- What are your favorite “Beer & Pretzel” games?
- Best Beer & Pretzels games
- Best beer and pretzels wargames?
And join the discussion on Dice.camp.
Cheers!
Originally published 2023-02-13. Untappd and BGG stats updated.
iStockPhoto by Paul DeNio.
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