Father, Son, and Unholy Ghost
My father hunts witches studies the occult reads all about Salemdoesn’t let my little sister dress up on Halloweenand always carries with him a Coors silver bullet a garlic glove a wooden crossand a rare iron stake. My mother is a witch I mean that quite literallyfor she rides a broom cooks in a cauldron has a rat nest in her hair studies Mephistopheles makes unholy Swiss cheese prefers the Lions o’er the Saintsand hides her little spells from my father in a dictionary. My sister can turn invisible float across the room bowls with a crystal ball has an undead boyfriendcan mix a love […]